It been a whirling dervish of Brenda Dickson, and here is a brief recap of what my week has been focused on.

The creepy yet highly informative videos by former Young and the Restless star, Belinda Dickson, have been make the rounds on YouTube.

This is a gold-lame extravaganzaa!

Then there is meta-creepy parody here:

Then there is the Brenda Dickson New Millennium Update here:

Then there is the footage of Brenda giving the Nazi salute at a court hearing:

Then there is the press release from Brenda recounting her harrowing 17 days in a Honolulu jail where she shows that Paris Hilton isn’t the only one with a delicate tummy!

“I didn’t eat for almost seventeen days, as the food was not at all my usual diet. I simply did not want to eat the prison food. “
-Brenda Dickson, Ex-Con and 80’s Beauty Guru and Home Welcomer.

Maybe if I wear frumpy sweats and sport a crooked middle part in my hair, I could one day be as funny as she.

but I LOVE STICKERS

not only that, I love:

things that are pocket sized
things that come in pweeetee colors
things that I can impose my aesthetic onto
things that are perforated so I can do a nice clean satisfying tear
things that make children and old people smile.
things that may give children and old people paper cuts

And just to make things easier for you, here is where you can buy Reh Dogg’s album…

And here is where you can become Reh Dogg’s friend

And here is where you can learn even more about Reh Dogg. It looks like Dogg likes him some Flash, and I don’t mean bling, I mean .swf, Macromedia Flash SON!

World’s tallest man and the world’s smallest man exemplify the universality of Comedy Rule # 1: Big things and small things are funny things.

I’ve just revamped the official blog for our times, but its still very new